BABY BLOOD
September 30, 2008
Categories: GORILLANAUT REVIEWS . Tags: alain robak, baby blood, french horror, gorillanaut. monster fetus . Author: bwanavoodoo . Comments: 2 Comments
A Tribute to WAR OF THE GARGANTUAS-
“if I had a hidden microphone inside of my heart,I would turn the power on…
it would amplify my love for you…and swear to always love you and you’ll never be gone….
but just one look into your eyes…I become excited and it’s no surprise…
…that the words get stuck in my throat…the words get stuck in my [...]
Gorillanaut Reviews MANSQUITO & FRANKENFISH!!!
Mansquito
Frankenfish
TAPES FROM THE GARAGE
Bwana fills in while Cousin Giacomo visits scenic Westwego, Lousiana and takes a look at two tapes from way back in the 80’s.
THE STRANGENESS
MS. STILETTO
Look, you know me, you know what I do for a living, so when I say MS. STILETTO delivers the sauce you know I’m for real.
The end times looks hilarious
From Mark IV Productions series A THIEF IN THE NIGHT. Ever wonder what a series of End Times movies directed by HG LEWIS might smell like? Well, I’ll be damned, me too. Actually it also seems a bit Al Adamson meets Brad Grinter but still. Please do NOT reveal the ending.
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LUCAN
C’mon ABC -Bring back Lucan
What Would Lodak Do?
LODAK would curse you sons of bitches, just like he did in THE MAGIC SWORD
”I’m fabulously evil and I curse you seven times”
1. The Ogre
2. The bubbling nightmare fruit punch
3. The Hag (played by Maila “Vampira” Nurmi
4. [...]
QUARK
If only TV now was this cool
LOGAN’S RUN
You loved Gregory Harrison in RAZORBACK, now see him in the crappy TV show based on a crappy movie. Can’t someone make a decent movie out of this book? Fuck, I’ll do it. It’s all there in the book. Lazy fuckers.
