Don’t watch Clark. Watch COLD PREY (Fritt Vilt)

  It’s Norwegian, Mac. Afterwards, you might wanna check on… Seriously, it was really good.      

Before Malcolm, before Professor, there was DOCTOR X! Long Live The Synthetic Flesh!

Finally got around to DOCTOR X from the HOLLYWOOD LEGENDS OF HORROR COLLECTION. For some reason I had only seen the tragically awful THE RETURN OF DOCTOR X  with the equally tragic casting of Humphrey Bogart, which to be fair doesn’t really seem to be a sequel.  DOCTOR X is a great pulp horror mystery, [...]

Behold! I have created THE INVISIBLE RAPING GORILLA!

ORLOFF AND THE INVISIBLE MAN  LA  VIE  AMOUREUSE  DE  L’HOMME  INVISIBLE DISCLAIMER: Gorillanaut, The Naked Jungle and their parent company, LIMBANI UNIVERSAL, do not find real rape to be funny. However, we do find fictional rape to be hilarious when the rapist is an invisible gorilla. Dr. Orloff has created an invisible gorilla. That’s about [...]

Technicolor S & M-Bava Style THE WHIP AND THE BODY

LA FRUSTA E IL CORPO Christopher Lee is Kurt, the black sheep of the Menliff family ,who returns to his family’s castle by the sea where he resumes his sadistic ways with his brother’s wife, the willing Nevenka. Before you can say “Guido Crepax” things go wrong( technically, more wrong as the family was a [...]

THE FIRST BLACK SUPERMAN

at GORILLANAUT   ABAR-THE FIRST BLACK SUPERMAN I’m talking about ABAR of course, JOHN ABAR! If you like 70′s Marvel Comics like LUKE CAGE- POWERMAN you’ll love ABAR.           I’ve been waiting for a long time to do Mark Essex jokes                      [...]

MONSTER BABIES & David Caruso in short pants!

MOONBOY aka Mr.Canacorn of Awesomeness For Awesome’s Sake gets ready for fatherhood and childbirth by watching Larry Cohen’s cautionary trilogy IT’S ALIVE, IT LIVES AGAIN and ISLAND OF THE ALIVE     BUT THAT’S NOT ALL BWANA braves the tiny shorts of TV’s David Caruso and flying sucker monsters as well as that tall dead guy in [...]

CAPTAIN AMERICA & THE FALCON discuss race in bed

Hey, it was the 70′s.

THE WHORE-RORS OF SPIDER ISLAND

LOST returns this week but sadly I doubt it will feature as many juicy broads and spider related mayhem as THE HORRORS OF SPIDER ISLAND Ein Toter hing im Netz (1960).   A guy is taking a bunch of strippers to Singapore but they crash on a deserted island where deadly spiders lurk. The guy, Gary, is [...]

BIGFOOT MOVIE REVIEWS at GORILLANAUT

THE CREATURE FROM BLACK LAKE- down home Louisiana fun- It’s swampy and not about Mayor Ray Nagin THE MYSTERIOUS MONSTERS- Peter Graves! 

WEREWOLF ON THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA

VOYAGE TO THE BOTTOM OF THE SEA: WEREWOLF Sept 25,1966 The Seaview is sent to monitor a radioactive volcano that may soon erupt. Two scientists already on the island are attacked by a wolf. One dies, and the other is infected by a virus that causes him to change from man to werewolf and back again. When [...]