ORLOFF AND THE INVISIBLE MAN
LA VIE AMOUREUSE DE L’HOMME INVISIBLE
DISCLAIMER: Gorillanaut, The Naked Jungle and their parent company, LIMBANI UNIVERSAL, do not find real rape to be funny. However, we do find fictional rape to be hilarious when the rapist is an invisible gorilla.
Dr. Orloff has created an invisible gorilla. That’s about it for the plot. At one point, the invisible gorilla sorta rapes a “scullery maid”. She rolls around in the hay as the invisible gorilla fondles her. It’s not as cool as it sounds. What’s really weird is this the second flick this week I’ve seen where a chick gets fucked by something invisible, the first being the god awful near porno THE POSSESSION. ( more on that one another time) The actress playing the maid never really sells me on the fact that she’s getting raped by an invisible gorilla, it’s more of a heavy petting which eventually she settles into. The gorilla doesn’t give us a lot of positions either. At the least, a good bit of rigorous doggy style was called for. In her defense, it was a tough acting bit to pull off. Can you imagine Gwyneth Paltrow acting like she’s getting reamed by an invisible gorilla? Me neither. Maybe Angelina Jolie in her Billy Bob days. Anyway, this movie is really not that good, despite being directed by Pierre Chevalier or actually because it was directed by Pierre Chevalier. I don’t really know who he is but I’m gonna steal his name for something because it’s a great porno name. Maybe for my feature les amours de nombreux anal gorille. The disc comes with an alternate “clothed” sequence which no one asked for. That’s what I want in my sleazy eurotrash picture, the option of seeing the girls clothed. Fucking genius.
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Wow. From the art to the description to the screen caps…All I’ve got is…wow. So, when are we making this movie? Oh, and what’s your deal with Gwyneth Paltrow?
The artwork is absolutely PRICELESS! Everything about this post is so incredibly amazingly wonderful and glee-inducing. I definitely want in on producing the film you’ve proposed. Who should I make the check out to?!
Kate, Thanks. My wife whipped up the art. I’m hoping to exploit her talent further for more adventures of the Anal Gorille.