Gorillanaut reviews: THE MIDNIGHT MEAT TRAIN

Meat, Trains, metaphors involving meaty trains and tunnels

FINAL GIRL FILM CLUB- THE BEYOND

Wow, it’s time for another FINAL GIRL FILM CLUB and this time it’s the gorehound fave,  Lucio Fulchi’s THE BEYOND. One of the many cool things about the Film Club is that this is where I get most of my hate mail, which is actually pretty fun.  So , what is there to say about [...]

PUNISHER: WAR ZONE

Gorillanaut Reviews PUNISHER: WAR ZONE

 
 
 
 

THE NAKED JUNGLE

The Wrong tree, the wrong day…

Komodo Dragons love meat apples, softened by an impact with the ground.

TOP FIVE GORILLANAUT YOUTUBE VIDEOS! Scatman, Kong,Kim Jong,Sean C.,Hammer

5. People love the Chachi! or actually Heather Thomas and Scatman!

4.People love Kim Jong Ill! If you don’t, you don’t eat!

3. I suppose she will not be denied

2. Everybody loves a Queen Gorilla

1. Connery! The Gun is good!
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GALAXY OF TERROR a.k.a. the one with the space maggot that rapes a chick

GALAXY OF TERROR
 
Legend has it that Russian cinema genius Sergei Eisenstein felt that the pinnacle of film making would not be reached until it was possible to portray the rape of a woman by space maggot and have it be sublimely beautiful. Well, 1981 rolled around and B.D. Clark’s GALAXY OF TERROR reached that pinnacle.
So [...]

THE GORGON

Werewolf of the Day

ANIMAL LOVER

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I gotta say I was surprised it wasn’t a pit bull.