Tonight 5-30-09 on the supercool RTN network DOROTHY STRATTEN on BUCK ROGERS IN THE 25TH CENTURY. You kids remember Dorothy, she’s the one that christened the sex bench prototype.
MONSTER ON THE CAMPUS
Jack Arnold’s MONSTER ON THE CAMPUS at GORILLANAUT
George Harrison-Undead Child Abductor
Apparently, George Harrison has risen from the grave to abduct children as evidenced by this police sketch from the Madeleine McCann case. Stupid Nosferatu Beatle with his crappy Bangladesh album and his cravings for child flesh. I’ll “my Sweet Lord” him with a mouthful of rock salt and a needle and thread. That’ll keep him [...]
SHITLOCK HOLMES
I’ve never seen a Guy Ritchie movie but I’m gonna go out on a limb and say he sucks. He’s the guy that willingly married Madonna and made a movie with her…it…whatever. So he made a Sherlock Holmes movie with Downey Jr. Fuck, I’m already tired of this guy’s comeback. Anyway, I hate judging based [...]
WEEKEND VIEWING
I don’t have very high expectations for any of these but this is what I got lined up for this weekend.
UNDERWORLD: RISE OF THE LYCANS
Gotta be better than TWILIGHT and it has Rhona Mitra!
AMERICAN SCARY
I love horror hosts but this better have some Morgus.
JAGUAR LIVES
How could this [...]
