So I’m watching THE NEW ADVENTURES OF BATMAN dvd set the other day when the episode entitled ”A Sweet Joke on Gotham City” comes on. Holy Shit! You’re not gonna see this kind of thing ever again. SWEET TOOTH is an obese, Paul Lynde -like voiced sissy that wants to turn Gotham’s water supply into [...]
JAGUAR LIVES!
As lovely as Deborah Gibson’s ass is, it’s time to put something new up. But what? How about a short review of the 1979 Joe Lewis uber-vehicle JAGUAR LIVES! So Joe Lewis is some sort of karate guy with cool hair. The kind of hair I wanted in 1979, a sort of Dirk Benedict/Parker Stevenson [...]
Deborah Gibson naked in MEGA SHARK vs. GIANT OCTOPUS?
No, so we dug up some nude stuff from her Playboy shoot just to make you feel good about being an American. Try getting that kind of service in a country ruled by Islamic dicks! And because the 4th of July is right around the corner, we threw in a shot of Deborah’s arch rival, [...]
BLUE WATER, SAVAGE DEATH
It’s the JAWS/GORGO crossover I’ve always dreamed of.
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Lafayette is my favorite character so I hope he ain’t dead as fried chicken. He’s a lot more entertaining than my gay drug dealers (Dr. Alex and Stephen) from the 90’s.
Oh Denise!
I’m a big TAMMY AND THE T-REX fan.
JONAH HEX
I don’t know about Brolin. He seems too short and near pudgy in a frat boy kind of way.
Maybe this dude from True Blood would’ve been better:
