DEATHSTALKER takes you back to when they made fantasy films for men, like say 1983 or so. It’s got tits, ass, a fruity villain, Barbi Benton, Lana Clarkson, a pig faced villain, a Sorbo-esque guy in a cute half top, mud wrestling, a pillow fight, gratuitous barbarian style turkey leg eating and a bizarre transexual [...]
Yes, but can nice tits save this picture? THE HILLS RUN RED
With great sadness, I guess I gotta say no. THE HILLS RUN RED is the story of a young horror film geek who becomes unhealthily obsessed with finding the lost film THE HILLS RUN RED. The problem with the flick is it’s just not sordid enough and it looks like the same kind of generic [...]
GAMMERA THE INVINCIBLE
I think I first heard of Gammera by seeing the movie listed in an early seventies TV Guide and as a young kid I found the idea of a giant, fire breathing turtle pretty cool. I recently picked up a dvr set of the uncut Japanese versions from Monsters in Motion and have slowly been [...]
So I watched a couple of Goliath flicks…
and they kinds blurred together. The first had Brad Harris in Goliath Against the Giants (GOLIATH CONTRO I GIGANTI). Some sort of evil king who doesn’t want Goliath making trouble. It takes a while for Goliath to get home because of the Amazons, sea monster, storms and so on. The Giants are at the end [...]
So I watched a couple of zombie flicks…
sorta zombie flicks anyway. The happy go lucky GRACE and the rainbow of happiness DEADGIRL. Read about it at Gorillanaut.
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KRAKEN & RAZORTOOTH
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JAGUAR LIVES!
As lovely as Deborah Gibson’s ass is, it’s time to put something new up. But what? How about a short review of the 1979 Joe Lewis uber-vehicle JAGUAR LIVES! So Joe Lewis is some sort of karate guy with cool hair. The kind of hair I wanted in 1979, a sort of Dirk Benedict/Parker Stevenson [...]
