GAMMERA THE INVINCIBLE

 I think I first heard of Gammera by seeing the movie listed in an early seventies TV Guide and as a young kid I found the idea of a giant, fire breathing turtle pretty cool. I recently picked up a dvr set of the uncut Japanese versions from Monsters in Motion and have slowly been [...]

So I watched a couple of Goliath flicks…

and they kinds blurred together. The first had Brad Harris in Goliath Against the Giants (GOLIATH CONTRO I GIGANTI). Some sort of evil king who doesn’t want Goliath making trouble. It takes a while for Goliath to get home because of the Amazons, sea monster, storms and so on. The Giants are at the end [...]

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THE MIGHTY SAMSON

I wanna see a movie with something this cool in it, preferably today.
 

Villain of the Day

the treacherous sociopath LISA

CHIMP TROUBLE

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THEY SAVED HITLER’S BRAIN

One of the greatest movie titles ever. Even better than METALSTORM: THE DESTRUCTION OF JARED SYN. THEY SAVED HITLER’S BRAIN also has to be one of the greatest made for 3:00 a.m.  movies ever . It’s weird, confusing and has a jar Hitler. The newish BCI release has both TSHB and the original film it [...]

Easier ways to get laid than radical gorilla to babe surgery…

but I suppose JOHN CARRADINE likes a challenge. So in CAPTIVE WILD WOMAN he takes a gorilla and makes an ACQUANETTA.  Not too much happens in this lesser Universal horror flick (available on the UNIVERSAL HORROR CLASSIC MOVIE ARCHIVES )set but I suppose it does deliver the gorilla to girl transformation. The set was a Best [...]

Before Malcolm, before Professor, there was DOCTOR X! Long Live The Synthetic Flesh!

Finally got around to DOCTOR X from the HOLLYWOOD LEGENDS OF HORROR COLLECTION. For some reason I had only seen the tragically awful THE RETURN OF DOCTOR X  with the equally tragic casting of Humphrey Bogart, which to be fair doesn’t really seem to be a sequel.  DOCTOR X is a great pulp horror mystery, [...]

Behold! I have created THE INVISIBLE RAPING GORILLA!

ORLOFF AND THE INVISIBLE MAN 
LA  VIE  AMOUREUSE  DE  L’HOMME  INVISIBLE
DISCLAIMER: Gorillanaut, The Naked Jungle and their parent company, LIMBANI UNIVERSAL, do not find real rape to be funny. However, we do find fictional rape to be hilarious when the rapist is an invisible gorilla.
Dr. Orloff has created an invisible gorilla. That’s about it for the [...]