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BABY BLOOD

 

A Tribute to WAR OF THE GARGANTUAS-

“if I had a hidden microphone inside of my heart,I would turn the power on…

 

it would amplify my love for you…and swear to always love you and you’ll never be gone….

but just one look into your eyes…I become excited and it’s no surprise…

…that the words get stuck in my throat…the words get stuck in my throat…

..and everytime I try to call I can’t speak at all because

the words get stuck in my throat

the words get stuck in my throat…

Gorillanaut Reviews MANSQUITO & FRANKENFISH!!!

Mansquito

 

 

 

Frankenfish

 

TAPES FROM THE GARAGE

Bwana fills in while Cousin Giacomo visits scenic Westwego, Lousiana and takes a look at two tapes from way back in the 80’s.

THE STRANGENESS

MS. STILETTO

Look, you know me, you know what I do for a living, so when I say MS. STILETTO delivers the sauce you know I’m for real.

The end times looks hilarious

From Mark IV Productions series A THIEF IN THE NIGHT. Ever wonder what a series of End Times movies directed by HG LEWIS might smell like? Well, I’ll be damned, me too. Actually it also seems a bit Al Adamson meets Brad Grinter but still. Please do NOT reveal the ending.

 

 

 

 

LUCAN

C’mon ABC -Bring back Lucan

What Would Lodak Do?

LODAK would curse you sons of bitches, just like he did in THE MAGIC SWORD

                                     “I’m fabulously evil and I curse you seven times”       

1. The Ogre

2. The bubbling nightmare fruit punch

3. The Hag (played by Maila “Vampira” Nurmi

 

4. Really bad herpes

 

5. Spooky green cave ghosts

6. Two Headed Fire Breathin’ Dragon that eats hot chicks

7. And finally, Lodak curses you deep and hard with Lodak, ME!