NICK NOLTE VS. COUSIN GIACOMO AND BWANA


True Story

So, Cousin Giacomo and I went to a titty bar. After being there awhile Nick Nolte showed up. Giacomo says “Hey, itsa that guy from the Prince of Tides. You know witha Lowenstein.” For some reason, Giacomo is only familiar with Nolte through Prince of Tides. 

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I have no idea why other than he’s drunk and mostly an idiot but he starts saying “Lowenstein” repeatedly.

outlook-8He doesn’t stop. It’s unbearably hilarious to him.
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He pretty much says “Lowenstein” to everyone, meanwhile Nolte looks hammered and pissed off already so the inevitable happens and Giacomo goes up to Nolte.

outlook-6Nolte does not find it funny at all. He complains to some big dudes and that’s it for us, they “ask” us to leave immediately. Giacomo can’t understand Nolte’s anger.

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3 Comments

  1. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    but yeay, that never happened…

  2. Yeah, it did.

  3. The Wife and I still say, “Why Nick Nolte? Why?” all the time. Another one we stole from you and yours was “Ewok village 2000″…You’ll be happy to know that’s what the Waterloo Records employees have called their tent at the ACL festival for years.


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