SHARK WEEK- HAI ALARM AUF MALLORCA


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Holy Shit, I don’t know how I missed this one. A megalodon movie made by Germans, how the hell did that happen? I was expecting something along the lines of SHARK ATTACK 3, SPRING BREAK SHARK ATTACK or WESTWEGO SHARK FRENZY but was surprised by how much I liked this goofy Kraut picture. It stars Ralf Moeller as cool breeze helicopter pilot/widower Sven Hansen. Previously Sven’s wife was eaten by a shark but he and his daughter stayed behind in Mallorca for some reason. This Moeller is a beefy, square jawed guy who quite frankly should be in every movie. It has two car chases, a bizarre guy cooking poolside who is surrounded by babes and demands the creation of the German Barbecuing Association and even a TERMINATOR joke. The cgi shark is actually well done for this kind of thing. There’s also a song which seems to be called “Do the 69” by a German Britney Spears type chick. How could you not be caught up the climatic jet ski competition? Very enjoyable flick if you’re looking for goofy fun.  If you tend to think movies like this are “so stupid” then you should probably watch something else. UPDATE: the singer was Jeanette Biedermann

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